Since I got no time to write new blogs of my personal life as well as my current adventures, I would like you to enjoy bits of stuff I read lately. A quote which famously  quoted and quoted to  ease someone's burden in waiting for that special someone who is he keeps on waiting and trying to win someone’s love; a bit of hilarious and sarcastic/comedic interpretation based on someones profession or attitude:

Original Quote

• If you love someone, Set her free...
• If she comes back, She's yours,
• If she doesn't, She never was....

The New Versions...

Pessimist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she ever comes back, She's yours,
• If she doesn't, As Expected, She never was...

Optimist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• Don't worry, She will come back

Suspicious:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she ever comes back, Ask her why

Impatient:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she doesn't come back within one hour, Call her up

Patient:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she doesn't come back, Continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:

• If you love someone, Set her free ... *
• If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again

* Repeat

C++ Programmer:

• If(you-love(m_she)), m_she.free()
• If(m_she == NULL), m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyer:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
• Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
• But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade

Biologist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• She'll evolve.

Statistician:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she loves you, The probability of her coming back is high
• If she doesn't, Your relation was improbable anyway

Schwarzenegger's Fan:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• SHE'LL BE BACK!

HR Specialist:

• If you love someone, Set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits ...
• Then outsource her

MBA:

• If you love someone, Set her free instantaneously and ...
• Look for others simultaneously

Psychologist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, Her super-ego is dominant
• If she doesn't come back, Her ID is supreme
• If she doesn't go, She must be crazy

Somnambulist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, It's a nightmare
• If she doesn't, You must be dreaming

ERP Functional Expert:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, Map her into your system
• If she doesn't, Carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance Expert:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, It's time to look for fresh loans
• If she doesn't, Write her off as an asset gone bad

Marketing Specialist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, She has brand loyalty
• If she doesn't, Reposition the brand in a new market    
• Thanks’ to the original author… though my best friend sent it to me, Id probably thank the one who wrote this one  and give lots of thought. Salamat for the laughs!
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