Another Sinful Satirical Mood

Another Sinful Satirical Mood

Time to Heckle!

Justine Beiber Alert

Louie Vuitton was so furious in seeing teeny bopper singer wearing a LV trademark print jacket. The classy and luxurious company protest and said that the jacked Justin wore is a cheap fake copy cat...

We all know Justin started humbly as an internet sensation youtube star. Until, he got where he is now, but oh boy Justin, I guess you can now afford to buy real LV. So you better stop using imitation products because you are now being followed with tons of eyes. If you can’t splurge on buying an authentic LV, screw it, please don’t attempt to wear fake items. How would you like your record album be distributed in piracy style?!

Team Marian vs. Team Karylle Revisited

 I saw Marian Rivera and Dingdong Dantes this afternoon on GMA7’s Showbiz Central, who was excitedly promoting their new soap on the said channel. While Karylle has been back weeks from her international TV musical show at Singapore (applause to Karylle and all the Pinoy cast  included on The Kitchen Musical) and trying to lean down to vice’s troop’s silliness on their new time slot of Showtime. 

Heck, do people forgot what Marian and Dingdong did? Do they deserve happy ending? I wish. All is well that ends well, they said. I would not support such hypocorism. I wonder why Dingdong gave up a woman who finishes college at a good university (not just a cheap extension of an exclusive university), a cum laude grad, a true talent, modest and a good writer; over a rude and clumsy woman. I still cling to the facts that Karyle has never been dragged into a word mouth scandal while Marian has a bunch of videos showing her unfriendly and cruel mouth with her fans, PA’s and co-workers. Well, it must be love for Dingdong, he risked it all. As for Karylle, I hope she better find a man better than just a door bell. I guess Marian is obviously amusingly lively to be with than Karyle’s intelligent but boring ways.

Bianca Manalo  John Prats – a Marian  Dingdong in the Making

After weeks Bianca’s vehement denial on involvement on John Prats – Rachel Ann Go’s break uplast year, the two co-hosts (John and Bianca) were spotted several time hanging out (or as many suspected dating together). During interviews, Bianca even swore she has no special relationship with John. 

I had never experienced being dumped by an ex just because of another girl, but I have untoward feeling to girls like Marian and Bianca. If in marriage, I presume they are the Kiridas; in movies they are the contrabidas. I know guys may fall out of love at times, but as a well-mannered woman, you should never take advantage of the breakup. If you really love each other then they should have waited the proper time and not flirt around during ones relationship. And what I didn’t like is that those women should have not foully denied and violently said a clear conviction if they are not able to stand what they supposed innocently exclaimed which they are not. Good thing for Karylle and Rachel, they learned early on that those guys don’t have enough balls to be a man. ‘Yaan nyo, sabi ni Oprah, they will surely experience same way your guys did to you. Thrice pa ang pain! ”Never trust a man who dumped her ex just for you, he will surely do it with you again..”

Demi Moore  Ashton Kutcher

Reports said veteran actress overdosed herself with unprescribed drugs which includes cheap inhaling whip it to expensive dietary pills. Her alleged break out is due to her divorce with long time husband Ashton Kutcher. With almost 2 decades apart from their age, the two fell inlove and got married but eventually got lost in the way. Kutcher was accused of womanizing younger women that lead Ms. Demi to try hard to keep up with Ashton’s age. Before the break down scandal, few photos of Demi show a very thin and unhealthy figure. Early last year, Demi also had people talking when she took photos of herself in bathing suits inside a bathroom and posting it on twitter. 

Who says, age doesn’t matter? It really is. It is obvious that Demi was so stressed in keeping up with Ashton’s era and taste. Though Demi at her age is still visually appealing and gorgeous, she still felt she is lacking. People had rudely called her cougar (though as most people view the “cougar”word is a positive address to successful and still pretty woman who’s in their 40’s); she became too depressed and substantially ill. I was right then, Ashton is a jerk, nobody realized that until what she did with Demi.

Kris Aquino’s Promise is a Promise to Break

In the recent interview with Kris, she promised that she won’t enter in a new relationship. She tactlessly told credible and respected showbiz journalist that her sisters are surely happy and hoping she’ll keep her promise. Knowing herself well and realizing that she can’t keep her uttered words to keep, she swiftly added that her promise of being single is just for a while and maybe sometime next year she’d be happy to open her heart again.

As expected, Kris can’t live without someone to #@$@$#$#% her heart! She’s such a brat that she totally knew her family would still love her unconditionally regardless how reckless her decisions are. I used to hate Kris a lot when I was younger, but when I got married and had kids, I kind of feel for her. And the fact i enjoyed her shows because she puts a lot of hard work, research and effort in being a talk show host. She always makes her show fun even in the most boring topic and most annoying guest her shows have. But in talking about her personal life and the way she decide her life – she is a total wreck. I hope she finally listen to her siblings and learn the value of ‘marriage’. The old famous saying has deeper meaning than it seems, “Ang pag-aasawa ay di parang kaning isusubo na pagnapaso pwedeng iluwa”. Marriage is too hard and complicated to understand.  As a married person and with a 4-year-old son, yes, there may have times I wished I can just walk out of it and give up. But the essence of marriage does not base only if how long had been the couple had been happy or how frequent does the two fight. It is not a plain agreement that both must always felt that same sparking feeling they both felt before they commit themselves together. Phase after phase of marriage, it must really come to the point of surviving together despite of differences and painful moments together.  (Except of course, it will be another story if fidelity issue hahaha! ) I hope Kris realizes that and must accept that what is marriage is.