Since I got no time to write new blogs of my personal life as well as my current adventures, I would like you to enjoy bits of stuff I read lately. A quote which famously  quoted and quoted to  ease someone's burden in waiting for that special someone who is he keeps on waiting and trying to win someone’s love; a bit of hilarious and sarcastic/comedic interpretation based on someones profession or attitude:

Original Quote

• If you love someone, Set her free...
• If she comes back, She's yours,
• If she doesn't, She never was....

The New Versions...

Pessimist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she ever comes back, She's yours,
• If she doesn't, As Expected, She never was...

Optimist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• Don't worry, She will come back

Suspicious:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she ever comes back, Ask her why

Impatient:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she doesn't come back within one hour, Call her up

Patient:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she doesn't come back, Continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:

• If you love someone, Set her free ... *
• If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again

* Repeat

C++ Programmer:

• If(you-love(m_she)), m_she.free()
• If(m_she == NULL), m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyer:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
• Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
• But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade

Biologist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• She'll evolve.

Statistician:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she loves you, The probability of her coming back is high
• If she doesn't, Your relation was improbable anyway

Schwarzenegger's Fan:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• SHE'LL BE BACK!

HR Specialist:

• If you love someone, Set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits ...
• Then outsource her

MBA:

• If you love someone, Set her free instantaneously and ...
• Look for others simultaneously

Psychologist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, Her super-ego is dominant
• If she doesn't come back, Her ID is supreme
• If she doesn't go, She must be crazy

Somnambulist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, It's a nightmare
• If she doesn't, You must be dreaming

ERP Functional Expert:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, Map her into your system
• If she doesn't, Carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance Expert:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, It's time to look for fresh loans
• If she doesn't, Write her off as an asset gone bad

Marketing Specialist:

• If you love someone, Set her free ...
• If she comes back, She has brand loyalty
• If she doesn't, Reposition the brand in a new market    
• Thanks’ to the original author… though my best friend sent it to me, Id probably thank the one who wrote this one  and give lots of thought. Salamat for the laughs!
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If women ruled the world!

more on hilariously funny heckle about women but may we (as women) would totally nod along on about 60% of these listed ironies below... again, thanks to my best friend Bhel for passing along... no violent reactions please = )

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. 

Men would get reputations for sleeping around. 

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. 

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. 

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. 

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. 

"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. 

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.  

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.. 

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks" 

Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. 

Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. 

Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. 

Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit." 

Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. 

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. 

All toilet seats would be nailed down. 

Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. 

TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. 

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator 

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds. 

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. 

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. 

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year olds for six weeks.