Men and Women Differences II

another ironic and humorous differences about men and women, aside from how yo spell the "M-E-N"  and "W-O-M-E-N"; women takes the spelling of a men, even longer than "Men", lol....

Making a Woman Happy vs Making a Man Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy- a man only needs to be:

• a friend
• a companion
• a lover
• a brother
• a father
• a master
• a mentor
• a chef
• an electrician
• a carpenter
• a plumber
• a mechanic
• a decorator
• a stylist
• a sexologist
• a gynecologist
• a psychologist
• a pest exterminator
• a psychiatrist
• a healer
• a good listener
• a smooth talker
• an organizer
• a good father
• very clean
• sympathetic
• athletic
• warm
• attentive
• gallant
• intelligent
• funny
• creative
• tender
• strong
• understanding
• tolerant
• prudent
• ambitious
• capable
• courageous
• determined
• true
• dependable
• passionate
• compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

• give her compliments regularly
• love shopping
• be honest
• be very rich
• not stress her out
• not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MAN MUST ALSO:

• give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
• give her lots of time, especially time for herself
• give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: Never to forget:

• * birthdays
• * anniversaries
• * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

• Show up naked
• Bring food and drink